I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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