they need to just BURY HIM!
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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