She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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