I bet he comes in French.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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