Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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