whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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