CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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