were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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