I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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