stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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