butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Randomize
