This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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