Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
My vagina is very pro this idea
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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