So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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