If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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