I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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