i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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