Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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