You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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