Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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