Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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