so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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