We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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