Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
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