This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Sex in the backyard? Check.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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