A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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