If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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