I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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