Im at strip club and am horny
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Randomize
