you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
It's blow job season.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I'm getting married
To pizza
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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