You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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