stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
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