She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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