Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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