You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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