I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Randomize
