the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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