Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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