how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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