their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Jerry, you need to find god
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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