The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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