what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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