This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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