never play flip cup with pint glasses
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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