Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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