How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I think I just sharted jello shots
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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