when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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