the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Someone shattered a urinal.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Boobs are out for the taking
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
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