Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Randomize
