I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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